cbeamsglitter:

jaclcfrost:

“you’ll understand when you’re older”

i am older and i understand absolutely nothing

#i actually understand less

justyouraveragedesi:

Brown Guys Expectations:

- do well in school
- don’t die

Brown Girls Expectations:

- do well in school
- cook
- clean
- be excessively obedient
- somehow don’t focus on guys yet get married in your 20s
- be “ladylike” aka don’t have fun
- have a strong career while doing all of the above plus raising a child 
- also maybe don’t die bc they’re gonna end up blaming you for your own death like “i mean she had it coming…she didn’t drink her milk every day when she was a kid”

newtgender:

ok but…. im just saying… this picture of mercury makes it look like the roundest potato in existence that someone started to peel but got distracted

thestoutorialist:

averypottermormon:

hey

you

dont you dare think

for even a second

that nobody saw you

when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE I SAW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR CRAPPY PARKING JOB IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD

how did you find this

CONSTANT VIGILANCE